justanasshole:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

We don’t talk about that.

(via memewhore)



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satizfy:

I will never not reblog this

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

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dianaspot:

image of Princess Diana on a yacht in Portofino, Italy, in August 1997.


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easymoneyclothing:

EA$Y® Athletic Tee

gayindustrialcomplex:

being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

(via ugh)

"When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god."  - Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via loveage-moondream)

(Source: strengthenizer, via allah-made-me-funny)

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty            

(via allah-made-me-funny)

"Cut the poison out of your life. No matter what - or whom - it may be."  - Jeigo - It’s going to hurt before it gets better (via hefuckin)

(Source: jeigo, via ch4nel)

emojing:

my new years resolution is to not fall in love with every boy who is nice to me

(Source: sadgrl666, via newables)



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blushdoe:

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