gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

(via with-fear)



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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(via snorlaxatives)



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"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."  - some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via fawun)

(Source: traffic-jam-session, via pokemonnurse)

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

(via graceaskwith)



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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via pokemonnurse)



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curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

hunnnnie:

I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.

(via plantias)



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stexquisite:

so many questions


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telapathetic:

 *intensely doesnt care*

(via hlayk)

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